But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
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sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
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Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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