oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
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i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
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You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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