I'm eating all of the evidence.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
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The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
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I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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