Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
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Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
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Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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