She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
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She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
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I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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