Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
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I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
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She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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