so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
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I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
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Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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