Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
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Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
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Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
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