We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
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Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
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The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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