YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
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Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
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Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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