You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
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You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
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Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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