if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
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the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
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I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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