THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
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Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
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Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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