why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
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I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
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He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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