This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
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As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
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It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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