I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
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How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
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Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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