I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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