the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
false alarm. still invincible.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
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You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
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He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
You don't make any sense
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