Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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