"it" just moved
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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