I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
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my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
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I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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