Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
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It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
It was a blind-side dick pic.
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Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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