i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
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After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
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I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
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