i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
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I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
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Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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