Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
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and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
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No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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