We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
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i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
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You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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