Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
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the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
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I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
There's even glitter on my cock...
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