I wanna bring you to show and tell
So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
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I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
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It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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