Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
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There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
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You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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