Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
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I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
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I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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