I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
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i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
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I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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