i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
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susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
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we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize