We won't sleep together?
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
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he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
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I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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