forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
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My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
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I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
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