I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
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Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
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I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
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