all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
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Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
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On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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