I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
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She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
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