Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
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Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
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Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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