At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
Ambien. No doubt about it.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
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By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
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We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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