I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
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and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
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My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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