just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
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guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
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Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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