and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
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for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
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EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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