we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
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We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
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when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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