At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
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i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
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The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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