can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
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We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
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when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
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