ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
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I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
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I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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