why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
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i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
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Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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