every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
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That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
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I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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