wake up i wanna do it froggy style
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
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Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
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..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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