Walk of Shame. In a state park.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
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It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
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She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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